What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?