What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do snowmen get information?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of computers do horses use?