What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
When does a horse talk?
Which relative loves rice?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?