What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What style of music weighs the most?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of bird can write?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?