Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the mime upset?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?