Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do moms make good vintners?