What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What dog wears contact lenses?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why is the beach so confident?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the snake cross the road?