Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?