Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do cows like to dance to?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?