I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why don't fish play basketball?