Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
How do bunnies stay fit?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you get straight A's?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do fish watch TV shows?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?