What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
When do cows get tired?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What animal likes to party the most?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do cows say on NYE?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?