What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?