Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?