Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?