Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do fish do at parades?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Can February March?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are cars magic?