Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?