What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How is life like toilet paper?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?