What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
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What's a tornado's favorite game?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the cat so small?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?