Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a peanut in space?