What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What are you studying in math?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?