Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's black and white and red all over?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?