How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do two skunks argue?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?