Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What tree has the most bark?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Can February March?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?