Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
Why are cars magic?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the math book sad?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
It's Crowded!