Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?