What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where does food go to take a nap?