Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do bees say in the summer?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?