What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
How do fleas travel?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do naked fish play with?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a retired vegetable?