Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
She always felt a little sheepish.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?