What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do milkshakes come from?