What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why is furniture so generous?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?