What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?