Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is the most adorable season?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are trees always so positive?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?