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What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
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