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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do books love to go on vacation?