Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do novels go to have a good time?