What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?