What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which insect makes the best father?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?