How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?