What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What animal has the most fun?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?