What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do you grill cheese?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?