What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?