Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do elephants have trunks?