What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What condiment has wings?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?