What's a doll's favorite car?
A Toyota.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do cats love to work?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?