What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?