What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?