What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
When do astronauts eat?