Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where was Noah born?
Which celebrity became a great detective?