What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?