What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?