What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?