Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Pana-ma city.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?