How did the vampire start his letter?
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Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do billboards talk?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?