How did the vampire start his letter?
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What animal knows how to work a computer?