Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do insects learn at school?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?