What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?