What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a short cow?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?