What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?